29th July 1999
Got woken up last night by loads of laughing and shouting.
One of the locals was getting married and had a stag party. They were all in the Dolphin public house, about 35 of them, when someone thought it a good idea if they all put their underpants outside their trousers (as one does). One thing led to another until all 35 of them were standing at the bar stark naked. Meanwhile a whole load of Simon’s mates (including representatives of the local constabulary) had got him drunk and were in the process of wrapping him in cling film to a lampost in the road opposite our house. Naturally I was shocked and photographed the evidence!